Character Study (III)

1.)   Eeeee Eeeeeeeee didn't have much time left, the powers bestowed upon him by Lord Aquaman were diminishing. His throat was parched and his lips were beginning to chap. He was tired, but he had made it. A large zoo in California was what the ransom note said, clearly this Sea World was the place.
       "Excuse me," He stopped an employee who walked by, "Where is the dolphin exhibit."
        The worker frowned sympathetically. "I'm sorry, but we shipped all the dolphins to the Santa Barbara Zoo a week ago."
       Eeeee cursed. His brothers were being shipped like cargo and he was too late to do anything about it. In a rage he jumped into the nearest pool, morphing back into his true state.
      A bottlenose dolphin.

2.)   Saying this awkward was an understatement. First he had woken up, then ate breakfast, and then someone burst into his house telling him that he had just inherited a Zoo.
       "You are T.J R.J A.J Backslashinfourth V Duke of the Santa Babara County, correct?" The strange person asked.
       "Actually, it's T.J A.J R.J and I ain't no Duke." He suddenly remembered he was wearing his My Little Pony pajamas today.
       "Oh, but you are," Creepy Man insisted. "Here, take this and go visited your zoo." He handed T.J A.J R.J a plane ticket.
        "I said I was no Duke!" T.J A.J R.J yelled but Creepy Man was no longer there.

3.)   "THIS JELLY IS NOT UP TO PAR!" The sound of the glass jar smashing against the floor caused the workers to flinch. "YOU DARE DEFILE THE NAME OF McCRINGLEBERRY WITH THIS?"
        He was at the end of his rope. The jam and jelly company passed down from generation to generation was failing and it was all Hingle McCringleberry's fault. He lacked the great qualities of a leader and the mind of an entrepreneur. Worst of all, he was blaming his failure on his workers.
        Hingle sighed and sat back down in his office. Surely, they would have to go out of business and that meant he had brought dishonor on his family. His gran-gran would be so disappointed.
        Suddenly, just as he was about to drown his sorrows in a drink, a pigeon flew through his window. Tied to its skinny leg was a note.
         "Come to the Santa Barbara Zoo if you want to get out of this jam."
         What other choice did he have?